|I JUMPED UP TO KISS YOU AND MISSED YOUR FACE.|
|AWW I SMUSHED AN ICE-CREAM ON YOUR FACE,|
AREN'T WE JUST SO CUTE?
3) Rachel McAdams. In general but particuarly in this movie. Allie was probably one of the more a) stupid, b) selfish and c) permenantly-stuck-at-age-17 characters that has actually been written and then acted out and put on a screen and then people made to pay actual money to go and watch be stupid and selfish and crazy and faint and cry over some guy with a dead hamster on his face for over 2 hours. I will never get those two hours back. And if you've seen The Notebook, neither will you. And if you are one of those girls who insist on watching it maybe every Valentine's Day or every time of the month, then you are looking at losing entire days of your life to this movie. One day you will probably regret this when you think of all the things you could have done instead with this time. For example, if you see it more than ten times then that is probably long enough to fly to LA and personally hand-deliver a razor to Ryan Gosling. And on the flight, you could watch movies starring other non-crazy people, preferrably Aston Kutcher. Or Jake Gyllenhaal or Johnny Depp or basically just anyone else.